Duke Is Not Good At Football

OMG Duke's awful. They got housed by FCS Richmond last week. They're losing to Army 10-7 at the time of this writing. We love David Cutcliffe, but his team's really digressing. QB Thadeus Lewis is a proficient 5 of 16 for 60 yards in the game. Cut may challenge UVA's Al Groh for ACC futility.

Spoke too soon. The Dukies just scored to take the lead 14-10. Still, this team has problems.