So Knotes: The Jay-Z Whups Arse Edition

 

So Knotes: Are Will West’s views on sports from the office window of his South Knoxville abode. You know, once you look past that freaking water tower and Lumpy Lambert’s gun.

•  Taveres Jackson demands Brett Favre’s presence in the Vikes locker room. To be honest we doubt that there’s any way in hades that Favre comes back. Our thinking is that if the shoulder was right, he’d be back already. Don’t be surprised if Mike Vick is wearing the purple by the end of next week. If Vick can learn the West coast, he could still become a hall of famer. Sound crazy? More on that later. [ESPN]
• Michael Phelps blah, blah who cares marijuana pipe. If we had the choice, Phelps would be the one person that we’d never hear about again. It’s not like the guy’s ever done anything worth loathing. Just bores us to tears. [NY Times]
• Jake Peavy stars in Bloody Sock 2: Electric Boogaloo. Peavy has an ankle injury. If the ChiSox can get to the post-season, he could be biggest x-factor. [Fox Sports]
• Derek Mason= Brett Favre. The apathy concerning Mason’s return further cements our theory that it was the Favre coverage that was annoying, not Favre himself. [SI]
• Award winning lesbian Christine Brennan thinks that she was asking to be raped by dressing that way. Couple of days late on this, but Brennan is either a bad person or her pre-op hormones are making her say some crazy things. [Deadspin]
• Jay-z is the baddest mofo on the freaking planet! A must see. [Gawker]