The Dumbest Athlete Ever

You might already think this about Ms. Pac-Man, I mean the artist formerly known as froger Pacman Jones.  I am convinced after hearing about the latest update on Jones, this is indeed true.  Jones is hopeful that soon his phone will ring with an invite to training camp with some NFL team. I am hopeful that my girl Rihanna will one day become Mrs. Schagren but that is never going to happen. (Chris Brown, the R&B singer,  might be number one on my list of dumbest non-athletes for hitting Rihanna.) I am also hopeful that Gary Coleman will star in a new show called Are You Taller Than a 5th Grader?  Sadly this will also never happen.

Jones was involved in at least 12 incidents where police were called to his house during his time with the Tennessee Titans.  Instead of thanking the football gods for keeping him out of jail, Jones is more concerned about the pigskin. I am a firm believer of second chances. Jones is currently on his 15th or 16th chance, I lost count.  The sad part is there are NFL teams that are actually considering Ms. Pac-Man.  The cornerback's play has dropped dramatically over the years but teams see something that they think is worth the gamble.

Thanks to ESPN's Outside the Lines, the video of Ms. Pac-Man and rapper Nelly "making it rain" is now available. When will this guy learn? Until Ms. Pac-Man starts behaving, the former Tennessee Titans cornerback is our Dumbest Athlete Ever.